Dorky

Fuck this and fuck that.
 Medverkande: Dorky och Jerky.
 Producent: Det vette fan...
 Manus: Improviserat.

*Dorky and Jerky during a english lesson where they're trying to solve a problem*
Jerky: Ah, fuck this! *throws the paper away*
Dorky: "Fuck this and fuck that!" When are you goin' to learn that you can't FUCK EVERYTHING!?
*Absolute silence*
Dorky: ... Did I really said that THAT loud?
Jerky: Yeah... you shouted.
Dorky: ... Sorry - go back to what ever you did! *awkward* Jerky, do you know what your problem is? You were a mumie in your life before this.
Jerky: ... I was going to say "Fuck you", but -
Dorky: - but you realised that I would say that you can't fuck me.
Jerky: How do you know?
Dorky: ... You don't want to.
Jerky: How do you know? :)
Dorky: ... Stay away from me O__o
Jerky: What? I thought you didn't have anything against homosexual people...? >:]
Dorky: Yeah, that's true - I don't have anything against homosexuality, but I have something against YOU >:D
Jerky: ...
Smarty: ... duduuung... tssch! :D

*bockar och bugar för applåder*